Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
I’m thirsty
But I’m too scared to walk to the kitchen to get water because my mom is outside and I know she’ll have something negative to say about me and I don’t want a good day to end horribly because I don’t have a mother who loves me and cares for me and accepts me the way I am.
Welcome to my life.
Dad once told me everyone has a basket full of rocks that are their issues. These become very heavy sometimes. We wish we could take the basket away from the people whose baskets are too heavy. But all we can do is take one or two rocks, because we have our own baskets full of rocks to handle and if we try to carry too much our basket will break.
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.
Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Any more (via wryer)
(Source: her0inchic)
- Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
- God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
